Enhanced Blogging

I am a little worried that someone is going to write a tell-all book that will expose my ‘roid use. That’s right, I’ve been using steroids to enhance my blogging. I mostly used them to take care of my eye infection, but I can’t help it if it really beefed up my finger muscles and made the the plates in my skull shift. I don’t know what that means but I’m pretty sure it happened.

Damn those steroid eye drops! Now they may pull my membership from the Blog Hall of Fame…