My baby turns 8 on Friday. Do you know how big 8 is? Do you? Do you? Pretty soon he’s not going to want my smooches anymore. It’s not going to be a pretty site the day that happens. Luckily, he’s a sweetheart who loves me so much that he DOES still smooch me and will hold my hand in a parking lot. Cause he’s the best boy there is.
Who came up with that idea?