The Big DumpTruck

Throwing Little Thought Pebbles at Your Windshield Since 1996

Month: July, 2005

Stay Home!

Oh my dear God, the parking lot is FULL. STAY home!

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Dude, Where’s My Book?

Did Amazon guarantee Harry Potter delivery by 10am, or just some time on the 16th? Cause it’s not here yet and it’s 11am and I’m just a bit ticked off about that. I mean, not enough to make a few phone calls, but I can say the book has been in Leominster since YESTERDAY and […]

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Sunny or No?

Wait, didn’t the weather report say sunny today? My step-daughter convinced us to take them all up to Canobie Lake Park today, but it looks kind of icky out. I know I told you guys we should have a BDT Summer Outing up there, but Mr. Dump would freak if he knew I invited all […]

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Random Fridayness

Here are some thoughts for you, to help you transition into the weekend. If you are going to eat a whole package of pumpkin seeds (aka “salty fiber bombs”) you just need to be prepared for the eventual, how shall we say it…”outcome”. Remember the old SNL commercial for colon blow? ‘Nuff said. When you […]

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MIT Blogger Survey

From a link on Chuck’s site.

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Oh, Well, If Cooter Says it…

Apparently the guy who used to play Cooter on the original Dukes of Hazzard is telling people to not go see the new movie. Now granted, Ben Jones used to be a Georgia congressman, for whatever that’s worth. But in the grand scheme of things, do I really need or want this guy, who know […]

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No Need to Play Clue for This One

I’d like to request a brief moment of silence for the passing of a little guy who lasted WAY longer than I thought he would have. Earlier tonight, when I went to feed him, I realized that Mike the Fish is no longer among the living. So while we know he is happier in that […]

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Joining the Fan Club Fan Club

On my morning commute today, I was briefly driving behind a guy who had a sticker on his car that proclaimed his official membership in the Donald Duck Fan Club. Well isn’t that nice! I’m not against fan clubs. I’ve been in one or two in my life. If there was a fan club for […]

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RSS Feed back

Aw crap, took me until today to figure out my RSS feed was being posted to the wrong subdirectory. I apologize to anyone who reads this via the feeds. Or has added the feed to their Yahoo page. It said I hadn’t updated in 3 days, but that’s not true. *sigh*

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Is It Time For Vacation Yet?

I know I shouldn’t be talking vacation when I have less than three weeks left on my contract and not a peep from anyone about extending it, etc. (yet?) but a million moons ago we put a deposit down on a house on Cape Cod for a week in August, and now I just want […]

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