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How to Properly Suck Up to Me

By the way, for those of you looking for a way to totally suck up to me and get me to be your Best Friend for Life (sm), J-Lo’s old engagement ring from Ben is up for sale. I have a finger all picked out for it.

Shiney shiney diamondy goodness!

I finally took our holiday garden flag in yesterday, because it wasn’t stuck in the snow any more. Junior asked if I was going to put up a Valentine’s Day one, and I said I didn’t have a Valentine’s Day flag, but it would make a lovely gift.

He told me that he was thinking of getting me a ring, but that a flag is a good gift too, so maybe he’d get me one of those instead.

Man, did I just blow it or what?!