The Big DumpTruck

Throwing Little Thought Pebbles at Your Windshield Since 1996

A Very Special Thanksgiving Entry

Ah, it’s that time of year again. Because I don’t know if I’ll have time to post anything tomorrow, while I’m busy stuffing my face, I’ll get my turkey day thanks out of the way ahead of time. Now I know that usually, folks running a site like this go into a long list of things they are thankful for that mirror all the other lists. I am thankful for my health, my family, for the fact that I have a home and a job. Those are the things I’m thankful for in the privacy of my own heart: you’re just going to have to trust me on this.

But for you people, you get non-sentimental the official Big DumpTruck List of Thanks:

  • The people at Blogger, for continuing to support and enhance this product. Without it, there’s no way I’d update as often as I do. Which I’m sure is good and bad for those of you reading.
  • My Sidekick 2, without which I’d develop a twitch being away from my email all day.
  • People who are so concerned about me that they keep trying to tell me my wife is cheating on me, that I can increase the size of my manhood, and sell me discount drugs. Not to mention fake Rolexes and access to websites with pictures…well, let’s just say pictures. Thanks, spammers! And thanks for being so worried that I wasn’t getting your mail that you have started bombing the comments here on the Dump. You take time out of your busy schedule to post 25 spam messages a night, which like triples my page hit counts. That’s a lot of time you’re spending on a site that normally only gets 140 or so hits a day.
  • Barilla Pasta. You can’t overcook it!

Gosh, I could just go on and on…but I’ll end with a thanks to you guys, for continuing to visit even though I have nothing of any importance to say. You are the marshmallows on my sweet potatoes!

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