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What I Learned Today

If you don’t take down your birdfeeder in the summer, hornets will build a massive colony in it. I also learned that if you push it aside with your hand because you are mowing the lawn, they will all find out to try to get medieval on your punk, lawnmowing ass.

Luckily I escaped unscathed. But you can bet your booty that birdfeeder isn’t long for this world.

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