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No, You Can’t Keep Him

I forgot to mention that Junior asked yesterday if he could keep the woodpecker as a pet bird if we couldn’t get it out of the house. Um, no. No wild birds. “He’d peck you on the head looking for bugs.” “Ewwwww!”

Let’s face it, it would just be one more animal he named after himself. Which is really funny, when you think about it. It’s like me calling all my pets (real and stuffed) variations of Jody. Well, there’s Little Jody, Jody-kins and Jody the Fish. We could have Jody The Bird.

Not.

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