Thank God you stepped in to fill the hole created when Gwyneth Paltrow, Debra Messing and, heavens-to-betsy, Goldy Hawn’s spawn Kate Hudson stopped being pregnant and became mothers. Where were we to turn in our daily need for photos and stories about pregnant celebs? I could really feel the depression setting in.
But Julia Roberts, our own little Mary Sunshine – you just said “I’ll do it” and got yourself knocked up! With twins, no less! Sure, we’ve had twins born recently to a celeb, but she wasn’t People cover-worthy. I can’t even remember her name. And some other celeb twins came through surrogates, and that gets you a cover after they are born, but not a moment before.
So thank you, Julia, from the bottom of my heart, for taking on the role of Pregnancy Covergirl. I’m sure we’ll be seeing a lot of you in the future. A LOT of you.