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Targeting Me

I stopped at Target on my way to work this morning, because I thought it would be more efficient for me to stop before work than to leave in the middle of the day. I can’t go at the end of the day because I have to pick up Junior by 5:30pm or incur the wrath of the daycare people.

It was a good decision. When I saw the parking lot, I thought “Oh, crap, they aren’t open yet.” I did the slow cruise by the door to see the hours. Huh. They were open already! Duuuude! I was one of maybe 6 cars in the lot (not in the area where the employees were obviously parking). I had the whole place to myself!

Now I’m not telling you WHICH Target, because I don’t want you people ruining a good thing for me. But hey, I got in and out as fast as humanly possible, given that I had to look for something in the corner of the store furthest from the door, and it’s a very large store.