The Big DumpTruck

Throwing Little Thought Pebbles at Your Windshield Since 1996

Happy Dick Clark Eve!

Gotcher snackfoods? How about a little something to drink?

This year, instead of staying home and drinking 5 bottles of champagne by myself (okay, I was just testing a little from each, remember?) I’m going to a party at my sister’s neighbor’s house. I’m somebody!

If you’re going to drink, don’t drive. Just don’t. Don’t be stupid, either. Okay? Okay!

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