More thought pebbles:
- Dude, stop whistling. This is an office. Whistling is the most annoying sound on the planet to people other than the one doing the whistling. And to top it off, don’t whistle the Foxwoods theme song. If it stays stuck in my head I WILL go over there and inflict you with the pain of 1000 paper cuts.
- They turned the travel agency where we booked our honeymoon into a Starbucks. I didn’t go in, I don’t really care for Starbucks, but there it was.
- Now that I’ve brought up Starbucks, I need to go get a cup of coffee in the cafeteria. Funny.
- Is it the weekend yet?