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AP Wire Says There’s Been a Breakup…

Of Bennifer! They are calling it a rumor. I love all the excitement. Better still, we’ll only have to go through a month of break-up headlines before pictures of the happy couple will stop filling magazines and entertainment news. We may be able to resume a J-Lo-free life.

MAY, I said. Hey, I’m nothing if not a realist.

Okay, so heads up – next week’s People cover will have the traditional “torn down the middle” photo of the happy couple.