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Sometimes, they write themselves

You know, I was going to comment on Barry Manilow breaking his nose by walking into a wall, but EVERYONE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH will come up with the exact same jokes by this time tomorrow, and I don’t want you all to think I’m a hack. That’s going to be the problem with including this in next week’s Daily Probe – by then all the jokes will have been released into the wild. It’s hard to come up with something original when you know everyone is working with the same material.