It is so hard to leave the house with this kid. I have a couple of errands I wanted to do today, so that I don’t have to worry about them. This means Junior is involved. He tries to bribe me. If I take him to the dollar store, he’ll go to Target with me. Oy, when did I create THIS monster? At least he’s asking for the dollar store and not Toys R Us, right?
Him: Can you just help me get this computer game running?
Me: No, because if I get it running you’re going to want to play it and we’re supposed to leave.
Him: Well too bad, I already want to play it!
Oh, like that’s going to get him ANYTHING from me? I just made him apologize for being rude. Kids these days.