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Victoria Beckham Dispells Disorder Rumors

So I’m reading this article about Victoria “Posh Spice” Beckham denying rumors that she has or has had an eating disorder and while I personally think she looks like a Q-Tip, I have to take exception to the following quote in the article.

“I mean, I was never anorexic, I was never bulimic, but I was probably very close to it.”

Um, Victoria, I don’t know how to break it to you, but this is like being a little pregnant. You are or you aren’t. You either throw up after you eat or you don’t. And if you want to throw up after you eat, but somehow stop yourself, you still have a problem. Got it? Good. Now go eat a meal, would you? I might actually have to watch the interview on 20/20 tonight.

(Oh, and a funny thing – when reading this article the ad at the top of the screen was for the movie “Bend it Like Beckham”. Heh.)