Did you ever read something on the web and think to yourself “I wish I was on the Nobel Prize committee because if I was I’d give this guy a medal and some cash for sure”? I did that today. C Monks wrote an entry that I’d love to steal and say I wrote. But that would be bad, and then he’d get angry and start writing about me instead of hyperdoughnuts, Tariq Aziz’s birthday check and how Scott Peterson is such a dunderhead (my word) that he wouldn’t even stand a chance against a dead Angela Lansbury. So go read, and tell him I sent you. Just make sure you spell my name right.