Julia, my invisible daughter-in-law, hasn’t been making many appearances. I have to admit I kind of forgot about her. But last night, Junior approached the coach and said
“I can’t find them! I can’t find my kids! I was supposed to only get one, but he game me two!”
“Two babies. Julia and I have two babies now.”
“Who gave them to you?”
“Joe. He’s the guy who gives out the babies. And he gave us two but I can’t find them.”
“Well, you’d better get looking because I don’t want strange kids running around my house. If you are going to have kids, you have to be responsible for them. You need to keep an eye on them.”
“They’re a boy and a girl. The boy is named Jonah, and the girl is…the girl is named Jody! I’ll go check my room. Maybe they are up there.”
Damn. A grandmother and I’m not even 40.