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Hoppy Easter

And Happy Passover, if happy is the right word to use. I suppose not having your firstborn son killed would be a happy thing, right?

Try not to eat too many jelly beans or malted milk eggs before breakfast this year, you hear? And don’t forget, for you young ladies in the audience, if you wet those eggs, the pink ones can be used for lipstick. Well, the other colors can too, but i don’t know if yellow is in this year.