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Happy Heaster

{cue birds}

Hey, Happy Easter everyone. The birds are singing, the dogs are barking, and all the plastic eggs have been found. Junior has a hard time finding the obvious ones, then never believes me when I try to tell him that the The Bunny wouldn’t hide Easter Eggs in the trash. (“No dear, that’s where he hides the packaging…”)

So I still haven’t taken a shower, I really need to do that. Talked to mom this morning and she told me that she forgot to give me some rabbit turds to use to show that the Easter Bunny had really been to the house. Um, no. My house is messy enough without adding feces into the mix, thankyouverymuch. We are a feces-free environment.

You know what would be cool, though, is if we saw Brown Bunny (our local wild rabbit who lives, or at least used to live, somewhere in the woods behind the house). I mean, how awesome would it be to see a real rabbit in your yard on Easter morning?

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