Why am I coughing all of a sudden? Why do I have a tickle in my throat that makes me want to swallow my new toilet scrub brush to scratch it into oblivion? Why? WHY?
This had better just be one of those things that you have for like an hour and then you never have it again. Ever.
I probably caught it from that other Jodi’s site (please people, note the spelling on that). She was sick all last week, and even had a reader create a picture of her drowning in NyQuil. Why don’t my readers ever do that? And as a pre-emptive strike, I don’t want an image of me swallowing a toilet brush, okay?