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From the announcement e-mail that went out telling 157 people that there is a new issue of the Main Dump ready to read:

So I’ll see you all next year, when I float around town completely covered with

roses, tree bark and mustard seeds, sponsored by the Kodak company.

(I’ve always wondered, would “dirt” actually qualify as a legal Rose

Parade Float material? It’s all natural, right? But nobody uses it.)