Wow, busy day here at the old driver’s log. I’m not sure where the crowd is coming from…did a tour bus let you all off out front? I’m not complaining, I have always longed to be trendy and popular. If you’re here because I was written up in some ultra-cool magazine, feel free to drop a comment. If you’re here because I was talking about Tom Brady and Tara Reid a few weeks ago, well, we’re still happy to have you.
I’m not going to comment on this Ben Affleck/Jennifer (J.Lo) Lopez nonsense. I find it incredibly tacky to hear them planning a wedding while she’s still married to poor Cris Judd. That boy never had a chance, for the record. Now it’s not jealousy fueling my little tiny rant, because while I think Ben is cute, anyone who has seen Matt Damon’s naked arms (say, in Ocean’s 11 when he’s in the elevator shaft) you know which of the dynamic duo rings my bell. Anyway, my odds of this lasting for more than 2 years? I’m going to have to give that 15:1 odds.
