I found a pair of jeans on the shelf in my closet and thought to myself “Oh my gosh, look, a gift from heaven above! I didn’t know these were here! So I’m wearing them today. Super!
I remember why they were on the shelf. That hole on my upper thigh makes these some less than choice for public consumption. I think I can keep wearing them until I need to go back out of the house again. I hope I can remember.