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Grocery Psychic

Me: I need to run to the store to pick up a few things to last until I get my unemployment check on Wednesday.

Her: Do you need to borrow some money?

Me: [Thinking about what I need to buy…bananas, deli meat, bread, milk, etc.] I don’t think so, it shouldn’t be more than $20.

Her: Oh you need more than $20!


Grocery total, without even trying: $20.08

I’m the grocery psychic!