I just found out that local hero Tom “Ain’t No Fluke” Brady is dating Tara Reid. And last week I found out my Nomar is dating that soccer chick, Mia Hamm. Is there no hope for the overweight average-looking women of the world ever dating a Boston sports hero? Adam Vinatieri is married, isn’t he? Oh, look his website says “He is currently married.” What the hell kind of statement is that? When is the expiration date on that puppy?
Forget them, I’m going back to Anthony of the Wiggles then. You can laugh all you want, at least I can say that the distance is what’s keeping us apart.
