I went outside to water my plants (oooh, I typed “pants” but I didn’t go out to water my pants, they were fine dry, thankyouverymuch.) and when I did the geranium pot in the front of the house I noticed that SOMEONE HAD STOLEN MY LITTLE GARDEN FLAG! Oh man, I’m SO annoyed! I mean, how the hell can someone just stand by my mailbox and remove it? It took me a while to get it on, so it’s not something that would just fly off if it was windy. I hate that someone took something of mine. HELLO, it’s a faded piece of cloth with a picture of a birdhouse on it. What would someone want with it?
Now I guess I have to go shopping for a replacement this weekend. But will someone take THAT one too?
