Well, it’s a banner day, and I’ve hit a new record for hits to the main Dump Page. I think I’ll celebrate with pizza. (Okay, that’s just an excuse.)

Also, I hate mowing the lawn. And I suck at it. I didn’t think it was possible to suck at mowing the lawn, but it is. I don’t know the meaning of straight lines, for one thing. I realized my entire front lawn is at an angle, and the weight of the mower makes it want to go downhill. Gravity, you see. Well, that makes for some seriously funky lines on my lawn. My neighbors has the perfect vertical lines in it. I look like I flunked “coloring inside the lines 101.”