I’m a little annoyed at my husband today. He didn’t really do anything, but the problem is with his new car.

See, he used to drive a green Saturn LS, and nobody but nobody drives those. So if I saw one, hey, there was a good chance it was him. Cool.

Now he drives a tannish Camry and good Lord, they are EVERYWHERE. I keep seeing them, and thinking “Hey, Is that him?” and it isn’t. (See, both of us commute for a stretch on the same piece of Route 2, so I keep thinking maybe, just maybe, we’ll be on it at the same time coming home.)

I’m just saying.