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This is a good Monday. It started a little too early (uh, 4:15am when my son woke me up to blow his nose about 50 times) but look at that, it’s already after lunch!

I had a ham and american cheese with mustard. They don’t have Gulden’s Spicy Brown mustard in our cafeteria, so I settled for yellow. I could buy some and leave it there, but I don’t want to share. I’m like that.

In a brilliant move, the caf manager put honey mustard in the yellow squeezy bottle, and the regular yellow mustard in the RED KETCHUP BOTTLE, with a sticker on it that says “yellow mustard.”

I asked him “If I give you a dollar, will you go buy another yellow container?”