Day three of the <
anthrax, cold and I found out something important last night. See, I have a small spray bottle of decongestant, you know, like Afrin, that I only use in dire emergencies, because, well, grandma was hooked on the stuff and I don’t need that monkey on my back.
Anyway, I took some last night. And it did just the WORST job of keeping my nose functional. After inspecting the bottle this morning, I realize that when something expires in 1999, you should just toss it out. *sigh*
I get to start writing my NaNoWriMo! novel tomorrow! I have NO idea how I’ll make this happen. And I also realized my company Christmas party is November 30th, meaning I can’t even stay up until midnight cranking out words on the last day! Well, I could, but they might not invite me back next year.
I have to assume hits to the main Dump page are going to be down significantly after today. The number one reason my hits were so high in October is that Google attached me to the search phrase “Spongebob Squarepants Costume” just because I had talked about it in two different issues. Uh oh. Now it’s written again. More hits next year.
I’m going to miss all the traffic. I don’t know that I’ll have anything that popular for Thanksgiving. Maybe I should write the words “Funny Thanksgiving Poem” and see if that makes it out to the search engines.
Oh no! Mookie thinks Moe is funny! This doesn’t bode well for my future.
I don’t care what anyone says, Shemp is my least favorite Stooge. (And why does it seem so WRONG to me that they show the 3 Stooges on AMC?)