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Dear Martha Stewart,

I hope I'm not interrupting anything particularly urgent. I assume you're taking a short break now that the holidays are over. You do seem to have a lot going on at the holidays. Does anyone ever invite YOU over?

Anyhoo, I know that there are a lot of people taking up your time these days, so I'll keep this brief.  I was reading my "The 365 Stupidest Things Ever Said" Page A Day calendar (I know, I know, I should make my own) and on Jan 5, 1999 they had a quote from you. Do you remember saying

"I catnap now and then...but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time."

I haven't been very successful at doing anything during my naps. Well, other than getting pillow marks on my face.  What kinds of things do you think of? The other night I "thought" about my house suddenly being part of a retirement village and everyone was pounding on our door because they wanted to borrow our wet-vac.  Is that what you mean by thinking?

I'd sure love to clear this up. Feel free to drop me a line.

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