Thyroid Humor

Sorry I haven't updated in forever. You won't hold it against me, will you? Good. Holding a grudge through the holidays isn't healthy. And we know health, don't we?

And what holiday season would be complete without listening to Christmas Carols? None! Thyroid disease sufferers, whether over- or underactive, love nothing more than hunkering down in an overstuffed comfy chair with that special blankie and some snacks, to listen to holiday music and watch holiday specials on television. I could just do that all day…and I have!

And the more thyroid-specific, the better, right? Here is a list of my favorite Thyroid Carols:

• All I Want for Christmas is my 2 TSH
• I Saw Mommy Not Really Interested in Kissing Santa Claus
• Silent Night Sweats
• What Diet is This
• Goiter to the World
• Little Saint Neck
• Little Gland of Bethlehem
• Away in a Brain Fog
• Oh Come All Ye Top Docs
• Oh Holy Nodule
• The Fat Noel
• Oh Thyroid Gland
• Have Yourself a Hypo Little Christmas
• Little Endocrinologist Boy
• Santa Claus is Coming to Make His Way Through the Piles of Crap in My Living Room

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