Dial Complete Antibacterial Foaming Hand Wash



DP: Thank you Dial Complete Antibacterial Foaming Hand Wash, for taking the time to talk with us today.

Dial Complete Antibacterial Foaming Hand Wash: No Problem. Call me DCAFHW.

DP: Thanks, DCAFHW. It says here in your bio that you were always an overachiever, even back when you were young.

DCAFHW: The facts don't lie.

DP: Well, I don't know if they're actually facts...

DCAFHW: Well then you'd be wrong! Think about it: With regular liquid soap you waste most of it. You goop on too much and it takes 5 minutes of running water to wash it all off. I wanted to be better than that from minute one. And I am.

DP: Okay.

DCAFHW: With me, you're in, you're out, boom. And I smell better -- not perfumy.

DP: That *is* true. You do smell nice. But is that enough?

DCAFHW: Didn't you hear what I said about the other liquid soaps coating your hands? 'Nuff said.

DP: You really think you're better than other soaps, don't you?

DCAFHW: I don't hear the ladies complaining when I'm done and they're bacteria-free.

DP: Gosh, I'm blushing here. Any last words for the readers?

DCAFHW: A clean hand is a happy hand. Buy me by the case.


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