So much for calling this a humor page. Where's the funny, huh? I'm not even smiling, you hack!
Okay, okay. Mea Culpa. I dropped the ball. If I promise to be better, will you believe me?
Look, I didn't even try to blame it on my hypo, which I could have you know. I'm the queen of the short attention span now. It's my new way of life.
Uh, what were we talking about?