I don't want to start any trouble.
But if you "picked my brain" you might get Cheerio-sized nuggets of brain fluff
that look amazingly like the following. Please don't try to make sense of it. They are
sound bites with no context.
January 6, 1998
How did I end up with a one year old? I'm barely out of my teens
myself!
I should start buying bigger cups of coffee.
January 3, 1998
Duh, don't forget to upload this page when you've added a nugget.
I know there is a bleach dot on these pants, but I don't know how it
got there.
God Bless the baby for not being interested in the fireplace when
there's a fire in it.
January 2, 1998
Is it really only Saturday?
December 29, 1998
7-layer dip
don't use Cellular One
If they could just stay little till their Carter's wear out
December 24, 1998
Corn meal
The song "I Never Promised You a Rose Garden"
December 22, 1998
Interesting URLs that are currently available (or at least had no
match in my DNS server)
www.olympics.com or Olympics.org.
www.e.com
www.numbernine.com
December 21, 1998
Hershey Kisses with Almonds are better than plain.
I'll never buy a white car.
I don't think Abraham Lincoln likes having a tunnel named after him.