Throwing Little Thought Pebbles at
Your Windshield March 2, 2001  

I'll Take the Big Bucket

Didja ever see something that was just so funny you couldn't stop thinking about it? And laughing about it? We were driving on Summer Street in Fitchburg one day last month and I saw a sign that made me laugh for the whole rest of the day. It was for a storefront take-out place that specialized in chicken. Called...wait for it.

Fweedom Wings

How unbelievably awesome is that? Fweedom Wings! We drove by one day but they weren't open yet. Watch this space for a review of whatever kinds of wings they sell. My hope is that they do really good buffalo wings, with first class blue cheese dressing, and celery AND carrots. Cause you need both. Keith won't eat celery (some kind of horrible celery incident when he was young apparently scarred him for life) so to hold his interest, we'll need fresh carrot sticks.

Survivor II

Wow, hey Mike, I really thought you were going to win it. I'm just horrified at your accident. Nobody deserve to have their hands turned into pulled pork. I really thought that you were going to win the million. You were way better than Richard Hatch ever dreamed of being. Well, for what it's worth, given that the whole thing happened months ago (strangely mirroring what it was like to watch the Sydney Olympics this past fall), I hope someone from Kucha wins and at least takes you out for a big plate of bacon and eggs, just to remind out of your outback barnyard friends.

Mine Never Even Gives Me A Paper Plate

Intrepid reporter Deb (AKA my sister) dropped me a line the other day. She and I often discuss the relative merits of the coffee at Dunkin Donuts vs. Starbucks. She and I like the D-squared coffee, and her husband sticks with snooty Starbucks.

"I stopped at the Dunkin Donuts in Concord on my way in. It is across the street from the Starbucks. The actual name on the door is 'Dunkin Donuts of Concord' and there is a sign on each register that reads: 'For our eat in customers, we have china available.' I kid you not -- china."

I have to go check this place out. I want my chocolate cream-filled on some nice china. I think I'm worth it! My only other question is whether or not I can get my first Coolatta of the season in a china teacup.

Product Idea

I came up with the name for a new Victoria's Secret product. If any of you readers work for VS, could you tell me who do call with my idea? I call it "Bunderwear." The opposite of a thong, it actually covers your cheeks. I personally think it may be the next big thing.

Or maybe Bunderwear could be a new offering by the Cinnabun people. "I'll take two frosted, a large cola, and oh, a pair of size 5 bunderwear." Can't you see it? I mean, how lovely for Valentine's day! Dang, I really should have updated the Dump last month.

Either that or I'm really overtired. That would explain a LOT of things.

A Good Thing to Do

Looking to help a worthy cause? I made space on this server for my friend Dana to set up a site for the Avon Breast Cancer Three-Day Walk. All over the US, teams will walk 60 miles in three days to raise money and awareness. If you go to her site, you can link to the Avon site and donate online. Thanks in advance for your donations!
http://www.bigdumptruck.com/users/dana/

The List

What Happened to the February Dump?

• I was busy inventing bunderwear.
• What? Isn't it February now?
• That whole 28 day thing just throws me off every year, man.
  

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