The Big DumpTruck

Throwing Little Thought Pebbles at Your Windshield Since 1996

No Hot Water

Hellish morning! First I don’t want to wake up but the stupid birds (I hate them with a white hot fire that consumes my soul) are back. I guess I need to figure out how to borrow a shotgun again. Oh, and then? No hot water.

And after all that, I go down stairs and the entire first floor is missing. I have no idea if the dog buried it in the back yard or what.

I hate April Fool’s Day.

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  1. Jane

     /  April 1, 2008

    chirp chirp chirp….

    😉