The Big DumpTruck

Wow, how long has it been since I posted one of these!!! As I was telling dump reader (and now my Toontown friend) Beth the other night, one of the first regular features of the original dump 11 years ago was a Lord of the Dance Update.

Because the people need to know.

I got an email this morning from something along the lines of "Broadway Across America" (I think they have my email because I bought some concert tickets (not Broadway show) online. Anyway, it was an announcement that for three shows only, Michael Flatley's Lord of the Dance will be in Boston...on my birthday.

So I had to tell Mr. Dump.

Me: Lord of the Dance is being performed on my birthday ("3 shows only!"). At what point is he going to be too old to do this show? I'm impressed that he's maintained his energy - that is, unless he's not actually the Lord of the Dance, he's the grandpa of the dance.

Mr. D: Wow… 3 shows all on your birthday. Talk about energy!!

Me: Well, the 26th and 27th. And on the 28th the Lord rested. BWA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!!

If anyone is going to go, you have to provide us with details. And if you want to read some of my past Lord of the Dance updates, throw that phrase into the Google search over on the right and search the archives.