The Big DumpTruck

As astute readers have pointed out, I seem to have a very close and chatty relationship with God. They are right. God and I talk all the time. I was thinking I should document more of our conversations, but someone already wrote a book called Conversations with God. (By the way, I have that first one I just linked to - and I actually really liked the book.) But that book isn't about MY conversations with God, which involve things like fire drills.

Okay, I went and entered "God" in the little Google search thingy I have over there on the right, and I saw that word a lot. I apologize. I'll try to be better. On the other hand, I didn't find what I was looking for, which is why the previous paragraph just ends with "fire drills." What I did find, though, is this fantastic little paragraph I wrote back in Nov 2003. It made me giggle so I'm going to share it with you. God told me you'd like it. (See how I did that?)

"Wow, I was going to just post a link, but there's a commercial on right now
to try to convince people that they can make money raising alpacas. I had no
idea it was that lucrative. Go to ilovealpacas.com for more info. (I'm not
building the link, because I don't want them to know I'm talking about them.
Those alpacas are mean and they spit, you know? I don't need that.)"

Isn't that fantastic? Okay, now that I've entertained you, we can both carry on with our days.