The Big DumpTruck

Okay, here's your "Dumb Things Jody Did" report for the week ending July 14.

The list is short, as you can well imagine. But that's okay, because what it lacks in quantity it makes up for in quality.

Let me preface this by saying I completely blame my employer, but I'll explain after I provide you with the dumb thing.

I walked into the men's room by accident.

Okay, so I've been working for this company for 3 years, in two different buildings. In 90% of the bathrooms I've seen/used, the men's room is on the left, ladies on the right. That's just the standard.

This bathroom, however, is reversed. For no rhyme or reason, either. The entrance is exactly the same as the others (the doors face each other, so they aren't flush (sic) with the rest of the wall. There is nothing outwardly different about this set of bathrooms, other than that they are swapped.

Luckily, nobody was using a urinal (someone was in a stall) and the hall was empty so I wasn't spotting running out. But gah, what horror goes through you when you realize what you've done!