The Big DumpTruck

I am not selling anything, don't worry. Unless you want to buy something. You tell me what I have that you want to buy, and how much you want to pay for it, and I'll sell it to you. Say for instance, you want to buy my Emeril page. That's cool, I'd consider letting it go if the price was right. So you write a number down on a piece of paper and slide it across the table. I'll let you know what I think. I may write down a different number and slide the paper back across to you.

Actually, I only wrote that down because Mr. Dump just sent me an email letting me know that Staples is having a big sale today, and I was driving around Sunday evening looking to buy some HP 4x6 photo paper. Target was out, and Staples and Office Max were closed. I was forced to go into Barnes and Noble and spend all my cheese money on books. But I still need the photo paper.