The Big DumpTruck

Throwing Little Thought Pebbles at Your Windshield Since 1996

Month: March, 2006

Focus, People!

It’s warm out today. Too warm out. I can’t think of a single person who wants to be at work today. We are all slowly edging toward the door, coming up with reasons we need to step outside. I think at least 30 or 40 people will take up smoking just to go outside for […]

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On Being a Doufus

Why, yes, I did try to run an errand at lunch today. And yes, I did realize as I was in line that I’d left my ATM card back at work, why do you ask? Grandma and Grandpa are going to take junior fishing this afternoon. Lucky kid.

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Watching and Waiting

[Update: Whew! Just a cyst! It might come back, and will have to be dealt with again, but it was just a cyst!!! I gotta head over to Petco and get him a big meaty bone!] Dropped the pooch off at the vet this morning to have them remove a little cyst-like lump he has […]

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Think Your Blog is Pointless?

THIS IS FUN TO MAKE A BLOG ON THE COMPUTER WEBSITE

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Gee, That Seems Heavy

I’m shopping on Amazon for some binoculars to take with us on vacation. I’m looking for that perfect combination of great field of vision, easy focus, and not too heavy. Oh, and cheap. So I find a pair that has potential, and I scroll down to see if they’ve listed the weight. It says the […]

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Breaking News!

Mr. Dump just let me knowthat the Southbound rest area on 495 (Chelmsford?) is temprarily closed because it’s poop covered. He started smelling the poop when he got off of Route 3 onto 495 South. That’s a lot of poop smell. He said there are two big tanker trucks and everything looks “wet”. Oh my […]

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Semi-Annual Political Post

Okay, time to get all my opinions on various topics out into the open for the world to view and reflect upon. I know you’ve all been waiting. Massachusetts thinking of raising the driving age to 17.5:You know, I love my 15 year old step-son dearly, but the thought of him getting behind the wheel […]

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Ask a Silly Question…

My 5-year-old niece set me straight. She told me she was signed up to take piano lessons and I asked how she could do that without a piano. “We don’t have to bring one, they have one there.” Oh. Silly me! What was I thinking. She also told me she was going to learn to […]

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On Being a Gagillionaire

Now that I’ve had a day for my new gagillionaire status to sink in, I have decide it’s time to change some of the priorities in my life. There are a few things I want to change, and I’ll give you the short list here. I think we’ll need to change houses. Sure, we like […]

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I Thought I Was Done Obsessing About Poop

The dog is irregular. Or maybe he isn’t. It’s hard to tell when he spends the day somewhere else, and she doesn’t follow him around to see when he poops. (*waves at Barb*) So for a week or so now, every few days, he doesn’t poop. So I have to obsess about whether or not […]

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