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“Not a Low Calorie Food”

I bought a pack of gum at lunch and was just looking at the label. It’s Trident Crystal Frost Freshmint Flavor, for those of you who want to follow along at home.

The gum is made with Xylitol, which is a great name for a villian in a sci-fi movie. I assume this is the sweetener used to make the gum “sugar free” but I haven’t looked it up. Right under that, it says “Not a low calorie food.”

I never thought of gum as a food because I don’t swallow it. Not on purpose, anyway. So without that disclaimer, would people go on a “Trident diet?” I was thinking that maybe there is something about it that makes it a high calorie food without the sweetener, but it says it’s got less than 5 calories “per serving.” I fear looking on the web to see if there are people with eating disorders out there going on a sugarfree gum diet, so I’m not going to look. Given the choice, I’d rather go on the pickle diet that I previously mentioned (0 calories eachie!) because I think pickles are more filling than gum.

But that’s just me.

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"Not a Low Calorie Food"

I bought a pack of gum at lunch and was just looking at the label. It’s Trident Crystal Frost Freshmint Flavor, for those of you who want to follow along at home.

The gum is made with Xylitol, which is a great name for a villian in a sci-fi movie. I assume this is the sweetener used to make the gum “sugar free” but I haven’t looked it up. Right under that, it says “Not a low calorie food.”

I never thought of gum as a food because I don’t swallow it. Not on purpose, anyway. So without that disclaimer, would people go on a “Trident diet?” I was thinking that maybe there is something about it that makes it a high calorie food without the sweetener, but it says it’s got less than 5 calories “per serving.” I fear looking on the web to see if there are people with eating disorders out there going on a sugarfree gum diet, so I’m not going to look. Given the choice, I’d rather go on the pickle diet that I previously mentioned (0 calories eachie!) because I think pickles are more filling than gum.

But that’s just me.

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Other Than the Wind and Rain, It’s Nice Out!

Holy cow, scary wind! Scary destructive wind! I hope the lack of leaves makes it harder for the wind to blow over a tree in my yard, but I guess I’ll find out when I get home.

We lost power here at work for about 30-40 minutes, so that was exciting. I assume it was wind-related but I suppose someone could have run into a pole. They haven’t actually told us why it was out.

But other than that, it’s 50+ degrees outside and that’s just how I like my January. Junior’s ski lesson last Saturday was postponed because of the weather (i.e. rain and 50 degrees equal slushy foggy conditions that aren’t particularly safe when you have 7 year olds careening down a mountain. Those trees are just hiding in the fog waiting for one of the little buggers to wander by.) Looking ahead, I see we’re due for 50 degrees all week. I’m going to stick my neck out and say that it doesn’t sound good for skiing this coming weekend, but I could be wrong. If today’s rain doesn’t melt everything, that is. It doesn’t look like it’s going below freezing at night, so they won’t be able to make snow either. Tough winter to own a ski resort.

Let’s see, what else do you need to be told? Hmmm. Nope, I’ve got nuthin.

Oh wait, yes I do. New Red Sox blog over in the blogroll. www.redsoxsoul.com Cause you know you can’t wait for spring training.

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Meanwhile, Out on the Interweb

I love that word – Interweb. It goes in the same mental pile as “waitron.”

In the “well, small world but you already knew that” department, I went to my yahoo home page, upon which I have several feeds and news from various sourses. One of my modules is a list of “Leominster News” via a feed at Topix.net. It’s not the most accurate module, and half the time I can’t figure out why the links are even there, but yet, I leave it. Today there was one and I clicked on it and was surprised to go to a blog. And the blog entry in question refers to a “Christine from Leominster”. And I poked around a little and realized that yes, it’s our Leominster Christine. And to close the loop, I am not writing about the site that wrote about Christine, who is a regular here. Now it will be her turn to write about me, if I’m following this correctly.

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Oh, That’s Fantastic

You know, just when I started to get over the whole Spears-Federline media frenzy pregnancy, we’re faced with a few more pregnancies that will keep People Magazine in overdrive in 2006. Angelina Jolie. The Tom Cruise Spawn. Gwen Stefani. And now Gwyneth Paltrow is pregnant again. Will our pain and suffering never end? We may as well just face the facts now – the clear winner in this horse race is going to be the Jolie-Pitt pregnancy. You won’t be able to shake a dead sheep without seeing a photo of Angie. The Cruise Spawn won’t get that kind of coverage because Angie is way more interesting to people than Katie or Gwen. Now if it was Tom vs. Brad with a big baby belly, I’d put my money on Tom because everyone likes watching that train wreck. Gwyneth is “been there done that” until she names the baby something odd. Again.

Related to this idiocy is the bigger idiocy of the local paper running a front page story about how local people feel about the Jolie-Pitt thing. Are you kidding me? Are you out of your minds? There is NOTHING ELSE going on in this area that you can write about? I can yammer about it here on my website because I AM NOT A FREAKING NEWSPAPER. That’s it. I am so done with them. Whoever edits that paper should just turn in whatever brain cells are still rattling around.

Where was I going with this? I don’t remember. I’m in a daze ever since reading the news that CMonks met a Danish woman named Trinka playing Blokus and moved to Køgehoffenborg Denmark to live with her and her three stepsisters in a home overrun with mutton but lacking a television set. I have, as he said, broken into a million little pieces. I certainly hope he’s not putting any fiction on his completely non-fiction website. If he says he obtains food by running over sheep with a jeep, who am I to question his honesty. As Oprah would say, that would be much ado about nothing.

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