The Big DumpTruck

Well, I already broke 1000. That's good. And you'll be happy (?) to hear that the bottom of page three contains the following paragraph:

Okay, at this point, I'm already bored with everything I wrote. So I think I'm going to have to figure out what my plot should be. But it's not going to be where I was going with this. Sheesh, what a pile of crap."

Fantastic. So much for plot planning. Oh, and not 5 sentences in I forgot that I was going to write in 3rd person. You'd think that after 5 years this would get easier. *sigh*