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Brad, I’m Ready!

Got my hair cut yesterday, as soon as I head Brad Pitt was back on the market. Mr. Dump tells me that he’s already hooked up with Angelina Jolie, but that might be just his way of trying to keep Brad and I apart.

I don’t see what she has that I don’t…do you?

Here’s me with the new cut, and Angelina with her boring, same-old style.



or

Um. Oh. Never mind.

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