Posted in Uncategorized

Good Evening, Sunshine

Quick check in from the Sunshine State. We finally paid for the internet connection from the room, so I’m actually doing this on Mr. Dump’s computer instead of my phone. Can you tell the difference? I thought not.

We’ve hit all the parks and then some. Today was our second hit to MGM/Disney Studios. Guess who finally went on Tower of Terror? That’s right, I’m one bad mamma jamma. And yesterday I went on Mission Space. I just want to say I don’t appreciate the feeling Mission Space gives you, which is something akin to having your breasts (should you have them) weigh 500 pounds each – causing your chest to compress. I hear that’s the g-forces at work, and I just decided to not pursue a career in space travel. Other than that, it’s pretty cool. I just never ever need to go on it again.

Gotta go, we’re headed off to the Food and Wine Expo at Epcot. Epcot is a 5 or 10 minute walk from our hotel, which is amazing. I do want to say that I don’t appreciate that there’s a relatively high level of public intoxication during this festival. I guess that’s what happens when you have a billion people sampling beer and wine every 15 feet, I guess that’s bound to happen.

I can’t believe how crowded it is down here. I mean, I’m just sad that it’s as busy as it is. I had hoped for short lines all around, but we’ve had long waits at each of the parks for certain rides. 45 minutes for Peter Pan at the Magic Kingdom on Monday. In October? Why aren’t these kids in school? Oh, wait, ours aren’t either.

Okay, they’re waiting for me. Talk later!

Share