The Big DumpTruck

I wonder if it gives away my age to give my post that subject line. Raise your hand if you are under 30 and know where it comes from without resorting to Google. Uh huh, uh huh. I'm guessing 10% of you, tops, and that's because you're secretly so much cooler than your peers that your skin appears to be made of aluminum alloy. Or something like that.

Speaking of the under 30 crowd, I got Junior's mother's day card from his daycare place today, because he didn't go there after kindergarten on Friday. Inside the card was a piece of paper that resembled a mad lib, filled with Junior's answers to some questions. I'd like to tell you all that he announced to his teachers and the world that his mom is 24 years old. My God, I love that kid more than life itself. 24. Well, mentally, sure.

No snide remarks, please, I'm basking in the glow of Mother's Day.