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Enough About Janet’s Breastamajiggy

(Okay, that should thwart people searching on Google)

Enough. Women have them, Men have them, but we only get up in arms when a gal is exposed. We’re spending more energy on this stupid story than we are about other wayyy more pressing issues.

Unless you have HDTV or a super large TV, it didn’t look like much of anything I haven’t seen on TV or in magazines before. Lil Kim wears less. Ya, I know that she showed off the actual part that is forbidden, but you couldn’t see it in the little flash of skin that was on a regular television.

No, she shouldn’t have done it, but I also think we make WAY too big a deal about them in America. I mean, they are there to feed babies. Why are they some mystical thing that cannot be seen? The more “forbidden” you make them, the more focus there is, and the more we get to the point where it’s a national crisis when one is spotted in the wild.

Ya, ya, it was on network television. You know, I’ve been to England and France, where they show them all the time and you know what? It’s so common that it’s boring. I watched television in a room with teenaged boys, and there were no snarky comments, no little evil “heh heh heh”…nothing.

Why do women have to hide them but men don’t, exactly? Why can Janet be fined, but some dorcus who took his shirt off and painted a team logo between his big man-boobs in the stands cannot?

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