It’s time for the prestigious “Dump Hero of the Day” award, given to the individual who goes above and beyond to make my life better, easier and/or more pleasant.
Until we determine the next Hero of the Day, this individual will also hold the Hero of the Month and Hero of the Year positions. It’s good to be nice to me in early January, no?
Okay, today’s hero is [drumroll]
Because Guy Who Pumped My Gas is not available for comment, I’ll accept the award on his behalf. Yes, it was his job to man the pumps at the full-serve station, but it’s 7 freaking degrees out there, with 10mph winds, and GWPMG had so many customers that he wasn’t even able to step into the office to warm up the tiniest big.
GWPMG, the Big DumpTruck salutes you.
