Wow, I was going to just post a link, but there’s a commercial on right now to try to convince people that they can make money raising alpacas. I had no idea it was that lucrative. Go to ilovealpacas.com for more info. (I’m not building the link, because I don’t want them to know I’m talking about them. Those alpacas are mean and they spit, you know? I don’t need that.)
Oh, so go to this site, Astonishingtales.com and read a wonderful screenplay featuring The Big DumpTruck as a character. If it doesn’t work right, just plug in the url.